OK. I know. I'm like. Not writing my fics. x_O;

What I AM writing:

- School stuff. x_x; My teacher will kill me if I don't submit stuff to the art/lit journal and the deadline is in two weeks.
- Uberly triple-quadruple X-rated fic. It's actually supposed to have some redeeming intellectual value but...yeah. I can't really explain it.
- Bizarre parenthood fic. Can't explain that one either. XD;
- Co-write with my sister. ^_______________^

Title: If Only You Could Sing [1/10]
Fandom: MCR (and a cameo of Nine Inch Nails)
Genre: Horror / Romance / High School AU
Rating/Warnings: PG-13…maybe R for the cursing? OK, R-level cursing, but no sex. Sorry. XD
Summary: Gerard would be a total social outcast if it weren’t for the fact that he lives conveniently close to 1313 Hazel St., home of the local creepy inventor, known only as the Rez. The trash bins in front of 1313 are regularly filled with pistons, mechanical parts, and – it’s rumored – human limbs. The Rez has threatened everyone who’s tried to spy on his work, but when Gerard finds the body of a beautiful teenage boy buried in the rubble on the curb, he’s got no choice but to investigate.
Pairing: Gerard/Frank
Disclaimer: I don’t know them. I don’t own them. This never happened. It’s not true. Don’t believe a single stupid word of it. I mean no slander, libel, insult, hurt, or attack on anyone involved. Forgive me my fanfictions.

Yes, it’s a highschool fic, and if you dislike the genre, feel free to skip over it. But if you’re an Edward Scissorhands fan…you might not want to miss it.

( The guy's practically a convicted murderer. )

Title: Ghosts In The Snow [2/?]
Genre: Paranormal/Highschool/Drama
Pairings: Uh...might be some ‘crushing’. I’m not sure if there’ll be any as of yet. Hints and fluffyness.
Rating/Warnings: PG-13? - Language and violence. Not sure if there’ll be anything else...alcohol...drugs? I have no idea.
Disclaimer: The rockstars/musicians/celebrities belong to themselves, as do any lyrics that might be used. The original characters featuring myself, my big sister, Sahara, Jason, and anyone else, all belong to themselves.
Author: This story was created between me and horuskitty of LJ.
Summary: Just an ordinary school with the regular cliques and assholes. However, what happens when some rather...paranormal things begin to happen at this ‘normal’ school, and how will the students survive it?
Chapter Warnings: Really short. Because I'm a loser.

( ”Yeah! )

*Original Story*

Title: Imagine [1/?]
Author: oh_my_bob
Pairings: M/M, F/F, M/F
Rating: Oh blah. PG13. Maybe R for the language.
Summary: has a great idea.
Disclaimer: They’re all mine. WHEE. But Imagine is not mine. Imagine is by John Lennon. The alternate words are mine though.
Warnings: Includes gay, lesbian, bisexual, transsexual, intersex, and heterosexual characters. Actually, that’s pretty normal, so you shouldn’t need a warning for that. Real warnings: Cursing, minor violence, and cruel high-school students. (Sadly, also pretty normal.)
Dedications: Laura, who taught me that you should believe whatever you believe in your heart; Rev. David, who taught me that God loves us and is proud of us, period, end of story; and my sister, Kitten

( Imagine there’s no marriage / It’s easy if you try… )

Title: My Heart Is On A Blacklist [4/?]
Genre: Distopia/Alternate Timeline
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 - Language - Also longer than the line at a CD signing.
Pairing: Not planning on one (none yet)
Disclaimer: Featuring myself, the lovely Kitten, Jason, Russell, and Sahara, as well as many celebrity people. I do not know or own AFI, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Within Temptation, Kat Von D, or anyone else I may have forgotten to mention. This is a work of fiction and as such it is not intended to reflect upon the character or real-life history of the celebrities involved. I write this for fun and mean no harm. I attempt to follow Mr. Toro's request to "stop making us have sex with each other."

HOMIGOD SUDDEN DOUBLE UPDATE LIEK WOAH. [Part 2 of double update, lol.]

( Life may be turning into hell, but as long as we’ve got Sahara and Frankie to make us laugh, I think we’ll survive. )

Title: My Heart Is On A Blacklist [3/?]
Genre: Distopia/Alternate Timeline
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 - Language - Also longer than the line at a CD signing.
Pairing: Not planning on one (none yet)
Disclaimer: Featuring myself, the lovely Kitten, Jason, as well as many celebrity people. I do not know or own AFI, My Chemical Romance, Kat Von D, or anyone else I may have forgotten to mention. This is a work of fiction and as such it is not intended to reflect upon the character or real-life history of the celebrities involved. I write this for fun and mean no harm. I attempt to follow Mr. Toro's request to "stop making us have sex with each other."

HOMIGOD SUDDEN DOUBLE UPDATE LIEK WOAH.

( Every night is like the night on death row, except that we don’t even have the certainty of a scheduled execution... )

Title: My Heart Is On A Blacklist [2/?]
Genre: Distopia/Alternate Timeline
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 - Language - Also longer than the line at a CD signing.
Pairing: Not planning on one (none yet)
Disclaimer: Featuring myself, the lovely Kitten, Jason, as well as many celebrity people. I do not know or own AFI, My Chemical Romance, Kat Von D, or anyone else I may have forgotten to mention. This is a work of fiction and as such it is not intended to reflect upon the character or real-life history of the celebrities involved. I write this for fun and mean no harm. I attempt to follow Mr. Toro's request to "stop making us have sex with each other."

( I tell myself a lot of things, but I don't feel any better... )

If I had a dollar for every story idea I've ever had, I'd already HAVE that Boston grand piano. Here's another one, a distopian future where all the good stuff is banned, and "fanbase" gains a whole new meaning...

Title: My Heart Is On A Blacklist [1/?]
Genre: Distopia/Alternate Timeline
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 - Language - Also longer than the line at a CD signing.
Pairing: Not planning on one (none yet)
Disclaimer: Featuring myself, the lovely Kitten, Jason, as well as many celebrity people. I do not know or own AFI, My Chemical Romance, Kat Von D, or anyone else I may have forgotten to mention. This is a work of fiction and as such it is not intended to reflect upon the character or real-life history of the celebrities involved. I write this for fun and mean no harm. I attempt to follow Mr. Toro's request to "stop making us have sex with each other."


( Look down. Look broken. Make them believe they've won... )